
“Teferi can suck it! I don’t play people who have mono-blue EDH decks because I am afraid I will physically assault them.”
Blue is by far the best. Deal with it. :D
Mono-blue decks are the trolls of all Magic decks no matter what format.
“That’s a nice spell you’re casting there…”
“Why don’t you go ahead and bounce those lands there.”
“I’ll just go ahead and take that creature off your hands.”